Name’s Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how ya doin’? Did you know I have the most amazing Spirits Lounge here in the underworld? No? Trust me, people have been dying to get in. Best yet - the Fates already know this, but it’s huge news.. we now have indoor plumbing, it’s gonna be BIG!
Here’s your chance to own a slice of mythological paradise!
14 oz heavy base whiskey glass
You’ll adore this more than a hunk of moussaka stuck in your throat.